Pre marriage:-
Pal Pal pal pal har pal har pal kaise katega pal har pal ……
Me (picking up the phone, what you thought I was singing ? :P) : Hey baby
P: Hey, how are you?
Me: Good good.. I was missing you.
A bored colleague who had to listen to this conversation 10,000 times a day – Fir se? Abhi to baat ki thi
P: I missed you too, sweet-heart
Me: There are so many jealous people around me, sigh. You are so romantic! I am so lucky,
P: No dear, I am lucky!
and so on.. I am sure you do not want to read any more of these sickeningly sweet nothings 😛
And now:-
This is how our chat (yeah, yeah why spend on the wife) summary looks like ..
Me: hey dude
(5 mins later) Me: you there?
(20 mins) Me again: Guess you must be busy, was just wondering if you had lunch. How is your day going btw?30 mins later he finally notices my messages
P: Sorry, a little busy right now, will ttyl
Edited to add: My shameless ploy for attention worked, he called me thrice today 😛 😛
p.s. The description above does not hint about the real reasons for his behaviour, since the author felt that informing the readers about the fact that he was, totally lukkha during pre-marriage days (because he had submitted resignation/ had no projects assigned) and that now when he has just joined the new firm, has truckloads of work and meetings (basically is actually, really busy) will make you sympathize towards him and steal the fun out of the post 😛
Ha ha ha ha! It’s the same everywhere 😛 😛
They r gud @ patofying and once that is done, they r so busy @ work 😉 😉
So very true! And we all think.. my bf/husband will not be like this, but sigh.. They are all the same, ditchers 😦
seriously! these days when i call and before i can say so much as a hello, the fella says, “abi, my phone is critically low on its battery. it can die any moment now”. right.
and i was lol!ing through the ttyl. i think we should all write a senti mail to these ditchers abt. how “I’ve got a secret bf because of your gross neglect and thank you for being good so far, but now i am moving on” 😛
but we might still get a “ttyl”. sigh.
At least he picks up your calls, mine are mercilessly cut and all I can listen to is the busy tone! Hence the chat where I know he cant hide 😛
Hehe, we can do that, but sadly, I get the feeling they will either celebrate the fact, or won’t believe it. The ttyl is here forever now 😦
Mine are not picked throughtout the day … the Airtel lady is also tired of telling me that the mobile is not being picked up… these days I fear she’ll change her sweet tone and scream “God Daamit Woman … get it that if there is nor esponse after 5 rings He is BUUUUSSSSYYYYY!!!”
@DW:- Ouch! That is really bad.. But to avoid this exact situation, I use mail and chat 😛
The story of ‘our’ lives! Sigh, these men! 😛
oh Madam, london mein kya ho raha hai… ?? ‘No news, views, cues, qs 😛
Yes yes Di, what news from London.. did you meet the Queen yet :D. Tell ya what, you have the perfect opportunity to ditch your Dude, and ogle at the phoren hunks!
LOL !!! So true…and then the men say that we demand so much…they were so nice and happy to agree to the demands before marriage…then what happened ???
They are all the same, Piyu…how true… 😦
Hain na? This is just so wrong! And the worst thing, they blame US. Saying we are needy and clingy and what not.
😆 😆 soooo very true 😆 😆
He he 😆
haaaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😀 😀 😀
😀 😀
Such a huge difference! 😀 A completely ROFL post 😀
You are laughing now, there will be a day when your to-be-she will be nodding her head to this post 😀
Lolll sometimes u guys put up posts that me gooo aawwww i wanna get amrried and then u put up posts like these that make me think “haila aise hoga??” lollll
Loved it piyu 😉
marriage is nothing but this…a right mix of “awww” and “aiing?” 😀
Eggzackly, I want my readers like you and Preeti to be well aware of all the risks, so that you don’t come back and sue me for writing those aww posts and misleading you 😛
Ahahaa! 😀
Hehe, I was going to make a special mention, to warn you, but I know it will all be useless when you find the One. I think it is a blind spot called love 😦
Heehee! 😀
Yeah, so I hear!
So many women here and I dont want to get attacked. I better keep my mouth shut ! But yes, let me leave with this quote of mine :
EVERY HUSBAND HAS A SAD STORY TO TELL ! 😛
Vimmu bas ho gaya ha na tera..every husband..blah blah…
what’s THE big sad story ??? out with it now 😀
Hehe, whats your sad story?
Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki….
i tried ignoring the Tall One oneday and he didn’t realize he was ignoring me until i told him i was….Hmmmmphhhh…
LOL Nuttie 🙂
Good for you !!!
but wait, whats with the Tall one? are there some more like medium one, short one, etc. ??????
Ok with this comment, I am never ever going to come in front of ya ! 😀
of course there are…More the merrier…I would love to be ignored by the tall one, the medium one and the short one…
What more could a girl ask for 😛
Hahaha 😀
@Nuts 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
I can totally imagine the scenario, happens with me all the time!
tu bhi na dono taraf se bolti hai 😀
but shaadi ke baad badalna padta hai !!! 😀 typical Hindi film dialogue,I know 🙂
we call them ditchers and we are SO in love them…hahaha..that’s the beauty of the thing 🙂
I kinda like you Scribbler. You reply for your own comment and make yourself happy that way !! 😀 😀 😀
LOL. 🙂
that was not replying to my comment…that was like I had to say some more so another comment…..duh !!!
But hey that made you and DOR reply to my comment too 😉
lol 😀
Huh, shaadi ke baad badalna padta hai? wo bhi husband ko 😯
Let him use this excuse! Fir dekhti hoon 😛
So true! They’re the same everywhere! 😀
Its like God is mass manufacturing those parts of man’s brain 😉
Me too 😐
But yeah, shameless ploys work, so all is good with the world 😛
Yep 😀
Btw, new job keeping you too busy eh, no new posts?
Yes, it has been crazy! And tiring. But awesome 😀 😀
New post up soon, I have at least 500 things to write about!
You are making me jealous of your job :D.. But I am really happy for you 😀 :D.
Waiting for your looonnngg post 🙂
LOL. Story of *Insert everyone* life. 🙂
Yay!! It worked .:)
Hehe, he’s gullible that way 😉
Sigh..same same everywhere..
Sigh!
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HAHAHA..good one..
Thanks 😀
Hi Piyu
you have got a new award 🙂
Thanks mahmud
you haven’t received it yet 😦
he heehe goon one.. but i wonder how its from the other side the view i mean 🙂
It is a good thing he doesn’t blog 😉
Thanks for dropping by Bikram!
Maybe we could follow the Love Aaj Kal model – no shaadi, only bf and gf…. wouldn’t the ladies still be complaining ?? 🙂
Destination Infinity
DI, you think it is just the ladies that complain 😯 😛
LOL! That is so right 🙂 Distance does make a difference though. I get love lorn calls while holidaying in India 🙂 The moment I land back here – all calls stop – full stop 🙂
Welcome to the blog Smitha :).. And yes, distance makes a huge impact.
Our pre-marriage chat is like your post wedding chat 🙄
Ohho Harini, you need to train him before it is too late 😉 😀
And this is you first visit na, welcome to the blog 😀
Oh, this looks so similar! 😉 😀 guess we all get into this one time or another…
That reminds me to ping hubby! lets see if he notices (vaise, i am not really sure if he would! 😀 😀 )
Saare husband ek hi khet ke muli hai :P.. Ghar ki murgi daal barabar 😛 😀